Most of you probably have heard about php already, or so you think. My theory is, that php is in fact NOT real!!
here I will go over on why php isnt real
please note that those reasons arent subjective opinions, but facts.
Some people might say php is actually real
which is completely fine, we all have those moments in our life
Why only one argument that it is real?
Because there are no other arguments, further proving php isnt real
The Software is made to make people believe php is real, as people could go insane when they find out php is not real
So all the governments around the world hired some companies to make software for php, like phpstorm, to make people believe it is real and prevent people from going insane
the existence of php is a good lie, hence people who know about it made a website for it so people think it is real
also, the php website has random pictures of elephant plushies at the bottom, this only screams "hey, we aren't real"
no im not! I'm wrong most of the time, which isnt this time!
We're talking about 2010, I think everyone knows what a year 2010 was.
It infact, is not! The "php interpreter" is there, but not php itself, and everyone can make an interpreter for anything, this doesnt mean it needs to exist!
So apparently this is how php code looks:
<?php echo"Hello World, I'm not real";?>
Doesn't this look similiar?
It should, because its just html!
Since php doesnt even seem to have its own syntax, its not real
PHP just isnt real
You are lying if you say you code in php
If you say its real then you are smooth brain!
After seeing the php "mascot"(something not real can't have a mascot)(which is really cute btw) I have concluded that php is partially real, meaning that the first p is real, the rest is still a lie!
Goodbye and thanks for reading :)
This is a joke btw, you can use php if you like it
Thanks to ibzan for giving me reasons on why php is real and helping me expand this